If you’re feeling so inclined.

This orange carnelian agate piece.

etsy.com

From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.

This smaller “pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone.”

This smaller "pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone."

etsy.com

$45, here.

This carved deer antler with testes.

This carved deer antler with testes.

ebay.com

Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.

This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.

This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.

ebay.com

Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.

This collection of bronze fertility charm pendants.

This collection of bronze fertility charm pendants.

etsy.com

$425 for a set of ten, here.

These tiny silver pendants strung on a necklace.

These tiny silver pendants strung on a necklace.

etsy.com

$129, here.

This antique crystal “love luck charm magic fertility penis.”

This antique crystal "love luck charm magic fertility penis."

etsy.com

$160.32, here.

This circa 2nd-3rd century A.D. gold item.

This circa 2nd-3rd century A.D. gold item.

timelineauctions.com

v. vintage. Was up for auction and sold for £483 (approximately $760) here.

This “large genuine jade penis.”

This "large genuine jade penis."

etsy.com

From the 1950s. Just $29.99, here.

This cast bronze “conversation stopper.”

This cast bronze "conversation stopper."

app.antiquitiesinc.com

Price reduced! $795, here.

This 1960s charm.

This 1960s charm.

etsy.com

$29.99, here.

This satyr riding a penis.

This satyr riding a penis.

ebay.com

This listing claims it’s authentic Vivienne Westwood, and it just might be. $50.52, here.

This “cool phallic effigy in full flower.”

This "cool phallic effigy in full flower."

etsy.com

$64.99, here.

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