So many juicy doubles.

This pear that will have you like, “Good gracious, ass is bodacious.”

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This “Oh my God Becky, look at her…” watermelon.

This “Oh my God Becky, look at her…” watermelon.

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This berry got BACK.

This shapely gourd.

#lookslikeabutt 😂😂😂 butter butt squash 🍑🍑🍑#squash #homegrown

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This apple bottom that definitely squatted low, low, low, low.

This apple bottom that definitely squatted low, low, low, low.

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This small-but-mighty carrot.

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This bootyful cherry.

Uhhhh huhhuh uhhhh huhhuh 🍒#beavisandbutthead #lookslikeabutt #pervert #cherries #baking

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This bootylicious orange that shows there’s nothing wrong with a little dimpling.

This bootylicious orange that shows there’s nothing wrong with a little dimpling.

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This juicy double.

This juicy double.

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This absolute work of art.

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This pumpkin of steel.

This is my butt pumpkin I got at work today lol #pumpkin #buttpumpkin

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This simply radishing bottom.

Radish booty! #radish #growyourfood #eatyourveggies #gardening #greenthumb #lookslikeabutt #veggiebutts #veggiebooty

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This bodacious tomato.

This bodacious tomato.

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This big ol’ peach.

#peachbutt

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This weird fruit (???) that nonetheless provides excellent buttspo, because DAMN. Rock hard.

http://instagram.com/p/qLRqVIipqD

This curvaceous ‘shroom.

Bitter bolete mushroom. #lookslikeabutt ##ew #neverseenamushroomlikethis #mushroomhunting #mushroom #tastesbad

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Seriously, don’t you want to drop some squats?

1 June 2015 BUTT GRAPE #buttgrape

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OK, but seriously, all butts are awesome and beautiful.

Even fruit butts. Here’s to that wagon you’re draggin’.

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