How often do you see something stuck up a butt?
Can you please look at this lump?
When you meet new people, do they just give you a list of their symptoms when you tell them you’re a doctor?
E!
What’s one piece of general health advice you could give us?
FOX
How do you deal with all the blood and guts and gore of your job?
E!
Were all those years of studying actually worth it? Really?
NBC
How much training do you have about your bedside manner, especially when it comes to speaking to families?
FOX
Do you ever just feel like yelling at your patients when you’ve advised them not to do something and they keep doing it?
Showtime
Do you smoke?
Disney
What do you think of other doctors and nurses who smoke?
CBS
Does being on call suck? Like, really, really suck?
Do you ever get bored, or is there no time?
NBC
Why is your handwriting so bad?
FOX
Why are you never on time?
Warner Bros.
Have you ever had to stifle a laugh because a patient has put something up their butt that they can’t get out or something else that is funny?
NBC
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
Nova
And what’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen?
NBC
How accurate is Grey’s Anatomy?
ABC
Do you have to supply your own stethoscope? Are they expensive?
BBC
Will you always remember the first patient you lost?
ABC
How does it feel when you save someone’s life?
Cartoon Network
Do people really get it on in the on-call room?
MTV
Do plastic surgeons act like they’re better than everyone else?
Warner Bros.
Have you ever had to deal with a medical emergency when you haven’t been working?
Disney
Or have you ever been on a plane where they’ve announced, “Is there a doctor on board?!”
Paramount Pictures
And what’s the strangest thing you’ve pulled out of someone’s body?
DreamWorks Pictures
