Or chocolate, if you prefer.
Looking for a special Valentine’s Day gift? Have you considered your anus?
Because there’s an artist in London that’ll make a bronze cast of your butthole.
This is Magnus Irvin, the butt magician behind bronze anus molds.
He initially began creating anus sculptures in chocolate.
“It just seemed to make some sort of poetic sense,” said Irvin in a video about the process. He’s been making the chocolates for 15 years.
(And yes, they’re available for purchase on his website, the aptly titled Edible Anus.)
After chocolates, he moved onto metals. The molds are available, says Irvin, “to anyone who wants their own anus cast, or a copy of someone else’s anus.”
The whole casting process takes around a half hour and are done using alginate gel, which is the same stuff dentists use to take mouth molds.
Here’s alternative model Rayna Terror getting her bum cast.
Bespoke bronze anuses aren’t cheap. Irvin charges $1,900 for a custom mold.
But can you really put a price on your anus?
