12 Healthy "Pizzas" That Aren't Fooling Anyone

Is nothing sacred?!

This vegan watermelon “pizza” dessert.

thecookiewriter.com

Wait, watermelon pizza? That’s not real pizza!

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This avocado and egg “pizza” breakfast.

Anjali Prasertong / Via thekitchn.com

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, why I never.

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These zucchini “pizza” bites.

damndelicious.net

You’ve got to be KIDDING me with this.

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These portobello “pizza” caps.

skinnymom.com

You put mushrooms ON pizza, you don’t make “pizza” out of MUSHROOMS. PEOPLE, I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

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This banana cheesecake watermelon “pizza.”

thecookierookie.com

NOPE NO NO NO, no way, no how, COME ON.

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This fruit pizza with cream cheese frosting.

jocooks.com

Cream cheese? PSH. This “pizza” isn’t fooling ANYONE.

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This cauliflower “pizza” crust.

WHAT IS THIS LOW-CARB NONSENSE GARBAGE THE ONLY REAL PIZZA IS A FULL CARB PIZZA.

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This spinach “pizza” crust!

Via joandsue.blogspot.ca

Via joandsue.blogspot.ca

SPINACH PIZZA CRUST. SPINACH PIZZA CRUST.

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This sweet potato “pizza” crust!!!

carrotsncake.com

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This grilled peaches “pizza,” blech!

sayyes.com

Whatever happened to good old cheese and tomato sauce, huh?

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These vegan portobello “pizzas”

Dana Shultz / Via minimalistbaker.com

Too far. Too soon. Just… way too much.

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And these quinoa Hawaiian “pizza” stuffed peppers.

thecookierookie.com

That doesn’t even LOOK like a pizza. You’re not even trying now.

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