Restrooms for customers only?
Ignore this rule at your own peril.
Otherwise, concerts can be heartbreaking.
And public restrooms can be a true nuisance.
http://instagram.com/p/iZoGDdOoyI
Being pregnant makes everything about fifty million times more difficult.
“Staying hydrated” may sound healthy, but you’re skeptical.
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Breaking the seal has a whole other meaning.
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Bartenders and waiters clear your place before you’re done.
http://instagram.com/p/vfO92ttUVk
And you lose your seat at the bar all the time.
Although it’s probably for the best, if you think about it.
You end up buying a LOT of things you don’t need or want.
This injustice.
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That awful moment when you realize that you’ve got a full bladder and the next exit on this highway is 19 miles away.
Laughing can be a dangerous proposition.
http://instagram.com/p/mtjFQct_kZ
Doing the pee dance can only get you so far.
Sleeping in on weekends? What’s that?
Screw the journey. The destination is all that matters, as well as finding a bathroom immediately when you get there.
Three words: BUMPY CAR RIDES.
Your sweet nothings come with caveats.
http://instagram.com/p/ZmSA3Lsj3r
You need to have incredibly good aim… or else.
You feel like Kendrick Lamar’s lyrics could use some tweaking, honestly.
Jumpsuits are impossible.
And so is road tripping.
https://twitter.com/jojo_siebs/status/396805297563389952
Some people have no sympathy and are actual literal monsters.
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