Yeah, the $349 Apple Watch Sport will help people get healthier by tracking steps and heart rate.

Running away from pickpockets burns a lot of calories.

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7 Ways The $10K Gold Apple Watch Edition Will Help You Lose Weight

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If you pay for it in quarters, that’s about 125 pounds. Lift heavy, lose fast!

If you pay for it in quarters, that's about 125 pounds. Lift heavy, lose fast!

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Constantly pushing up your sleeve so people can see your watch = your new favorite arm workout.

7 Ways The $10K Gold Apple Watch Edition Will Help You Lose Weight

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Arm day, every day.

Polishing that shiny, shiny gold watch is some legit cardio.

7 Ways The $10K Gold Apple Watch Edition Will Help You Lose Weight

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Wax on, wax off!

You won’t be able to afford to eat at restaurants ever again, so you’ll be forced to cook more of your own meals at home.

You won't be able to afford to eat at restaurants ever again, so you'll be forced to cook more of your own meals at home.

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Home-cooked meals are healthier than restaurant meals!

Actually, you won’t be able to afford most groceries either. Watch the weight just melt off!

Actually, you won't be able to afford most groceries either. Watch the weight just melt off!

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Fun for the whole family.

And you’ll probably have to give up your car (too expensive)…but walking to work is a GREAT way to get those 10,000 steps in.

7 Ways The $10K Gold Apple Watch Edition Will Help You Lose Weight

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And the Apple Watch will count them for you!

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