If you’re feeling so inclined.
This orange carnelian agate piece.
From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.
This smaller “pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone.”
$45, here.
This carved deer antler with testes.
Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.
This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.
Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.
This collection of bronze fertility charm pendants.
$425 for a set of ten, here.
These tiny silver pendants strung on a necklace.
$129, here.
This antique crystal “love luck charm magic fertility penis.”
$160.32, here.
This circa 2nd-3rd century A.D. gold item.
v. vintage. Was up for auction and sold for £483 (approximately $760) here.
This “large genuine jade penis.”
From the 1950s. Just $29.99, here.
This cast bronze “conversation stopper.”
Price reduced! $795, here.
This 1960s charm.
$29.99, here.
This satyr riding a penis.
This listing claims it’s authentic Vivienne Westwood, and it just might be. $50.52, here.
This “cool phallic effigy in full flower.”
$64.99, here.
